It's The Today Show's annual tradition - Halloween dress up day! And they did it true SNL style. Which skit do you think won for best dressed? Spartan Cheerleaders, Mary Katherine Gallagher, Wayne & Garth, Blues Brothers, Pat or Mom's Jeans?
The wine critic for The New York Times clearly has too much time on his hands.
In his column this week, Eric Asimov took the time to point out that Kerry Washington - who plays Olivia Pope on Scandal - is drinking her wine all wrong.
His critique: "She habitually grabs goblets by the bulb rather than the stem, as a wine lover would. She never swirls and sniffs, the ritual that non-wine drinkers alternately find amusing, affected, or annoying. She guzzles rather than sips."
Someone needs to tell this guy...
(1) Olivia's a fictional character.
(2) It's probably cranberry or pomegranate juice she's sipping.
(3) He should get a life.
It took my 23 long years, but I think I'm finally understanding women.
BACK STORY: Last night was one of the most depressing nights of my life. Some of you may know, I'm a HUGE Royals fan. It's pretty pathetic. They have never won anything my whole life and yet I root for them and attend games year after year. Well last night they got all the way to Game 7 of the World Series and lost by one run. I was devastated. If you listened to my show after 11pm last night you could probably hear the lump in my voice. Pathetic, I know.
BACK TO THE POINT: Today I told myself, "You are not gonna let some stupid sports team get you down, go shopping!" So that's exactly what I did. I went shopping and bought myself a pair of shoes. I FEEL AMAZING. Who knew that buying a pair of shoes could change your whole outlook on life?
Women, I'm going to figure you completely out one of these days. Today, I figured out why you invented retail therapy.