Do you think that your Grandma or your Great half Aunt thrice removed ..
or some other fictionally exalted/mystical shirttail relative in your family
has the best homemade -- Insert Thanksgiving cliche food here --?
Well, they don't. Instant stuffing is the best. Instant mashed= top notch.
It doesn't matter if your Great great great grandpappy used to grow his
own potatoes in Ireland and had perfected a secret recipe that is exclusive
to only your family. The instant potato flakes will destroy Grandapa O'Leary's
swill slop that you call homemade. Let's make it an instant classic Thanksgiving. Thanx!