If you want to order a manly drink at the bar, the safest bet is always a beer. Not a LIGHT beer, a REAL beer. Either that or something on the rocks. But AskMen.com has a list of the top drinks men should NEVER order.
#1.) Anything You Can't Pronounce. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try something new. Just figure out how to pronounce it before you order.
#2.) A Malibu and Diet Coke. As a general rule, they say guys shouldn't drink Malibu rum to begin with. But if they do, they should at least mix it with REGULAR soda.
--If you really want a Malibu and diet, they suggest having your girlfriend order it.
#3.) A Fuzzy Navel. Peach schnapps is lame no matter what it's mixed with. But a fuzzy navel . . . which is just peach schnapps and orange juice . . . is the LAMEST way to drink it.
#4.) Sex on the Beach. It just LOOKS like a girl drink, and according to AskMen, it should only be ordered by sorority girls.
#5.) Any Fruit-Flavored Malt Beverage. That means things like Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Bacardi Silver. Drinking them at home is one thing, but don't order them at a bar. Ever.
#6.) An Appletini. In fact, they say "real men" don't order anything that ends in "tini . . . unless it's a NORMAL martini. And you should shy away from martini glasses in general.
#7.) A Cosmopolitan. It's what they always drank on "Sex and the City". Nuff said.