This looks like something straight out of a movie, but apparently its legit.
There's a video making the rounds of an older guy with a mustache getting arrested. There's not a lot of context about where it came from, but the description says he's from Australia . . . and he argues with the police officers in an overly-gentlemanly kind of tone. In the video, he says he was eating a "succulent Chinese meal," and then he screams at one of the officers to "get your hand off my penis!"