by Kraig "DonkeyWaffles" Karson,posted Mar 3 2014 3:29PM
I'm fully convinced that there's a select (and when i say "select". I mean very delicate and special) group of folks who wake up each morning with the sole intent to be offended.
They're like jackals; waiting for the worldly opportunity get angry about something/ anything.
The most recent simpleton outrage is the Oscar Memoriam. They (the conspiracy of miserable human drones) are racking up the list of names who were left out of the honored group.
But I'm betting there's certain group who won't be offended by this oversight: Yep- the actors who were left off the Memoriam list. I'm guessing they're ok with it. Next.