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Guy Who Invented Foam Finger Upset w/ Miley

I think this guy's just trying to drum up sales for his foam fingers.  Its a conspiracy, I tell you!

One guy who is NOT down with MILEY CYRUS' performance last weekend at the "VMAs" is STEVE CHMELAR.

 

Who is Steve Chmelar, you ask?  He's the guy who invented one of Miley's new favorite props . . . the FOAM FINGER.  He came up with it back in 1971, when he was only 16 years old.  He's 59 now.

 

And here's what he thinks of how Miley used it . . . quote, "I would say that it certainly misrepresented its intent to encourage team support.  She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it."

 

Chmelar thinks the foam finger will endure . . . and believe it or not, he hopes Miley will do the same.

 

He says, quote, "Fortunately, the foam finger has been around long enough that it will survive this incident.  As for Miley Cyrus, let's hope she can outlive this event and also survive."

 

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5 Random Facts for Friday, August, 30, 2013
Food for your brain before the the 3 day weekend:

·         Milwaukee Mayor Henry Meyer was the first customer of the Harley bike in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA.
·         The First Harley used a tomato can as a carburetor.
·         Koalas do not drink. They get all the moisture they need from the leaves that they ingest.
·         In May 2011, representatives of the Ku Klux Klan distanced themselves from the Westboro Church, denouncing them as "hatemongers" 
·         Fellatio can help lower blood pressure. 

Happy Labor Day Weekend!
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Jobs that sound awesome, but really aren't...

In first grade, there's always some punk kid who says he wants to be a GYNECOLOGIST when he grows up.  Of course, as you get older, you realize the job is ZERO percent sexy.

 

Here are five jobs that SOUND cool, but aren't that great in reality.


Radio DJ is not on this list, because come on - let's be serious - we have a pretty awesome job here at KISS-FM :o)  

1.  Commercial airline pilot.  You start with a lot of debt, and it used to be that you eventually made a ton, with the freedom to fly wherever you want, whenever you want.  But now both the pay and the flexibility have gone down.

 

 

2.  Strip club bouncer.  You're not paid to be around naked women . . . you're paid to watch drunk, dirtbag guys try to grope those naked women.

 

 

3.  Video game tester.  It's not just sitting around all day playing video games . . . it's trying to find tiny bugs in games and playing them so much and looking at them so clinically that you get sick of ALL video games.

 

 

4.  Anything with animals, from vet to zookeeper to researcher.  Don't get in it for the cute animals . . . because there's a lot of picking up poop, doing paperwork, dealing with animals with diseases, and, sadly, watching animals get sick and pass away.

 

 

5.  Girls Gone Wild cameraman.  You're always traveling to tiny towns, working long hours, and having to be VERY predatory and creepy.  Plus you're working for very little money for JOE FRANCIS and can't tell your mom what you do.

 

 

(Reddit)

 

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5 Random Facts for Thursday, August, 29, 2013!
·         There are seven churches in Antarctica! Basically just building designated for religious purposes.
·         Michael Jackson attempted to buy Marvel Comics in 2000, because he wanted to play Spiderman in the movie and thought that was the only way he could make it happen.
·         Japanese Porn channel held an AIDS benefit that allowed visitors to squeeze adult film stars chests for donations.  The caveat is they had to wash and sanitize their hands first.
·         It’s a felony to own more than six prophylactics in Texas.
·         In Italy, there are pizza inspectors hired by the government to ensure restaurants are making their pizzas at 'Italian quality'

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Twerking: A "How To Guide" for the busy mom

A Twerking Guide For The Busy Mom

1. Come up with a sexy stage name like Tweety. 


2. Put on loose clothing so you can move, preferably yoga pants. Absolutley NO SWEATPANTS. You're twerking here. 


3. Make sure Skype is turned off.  


4. Feet apart and bend your knees. 


5. Make sure no kids are watching.


6. Place hands on your hip bones. 


7. Press to move hips forward. 


8. Don't press to hard. We're getting old and hips are fragile. 


9. Pull back with fingers to move backwards. 


10. Take a video of your successful twerking and add it to facebook immediately! 

For more on twerking see the video below!

 



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5 Random Facts
5 Random Facts for Wednesday 8.28.13
  • Royal Divorce 17 years ago – Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s divorce was finalized.
  • 50 years ago – Martin Luther King delivered his “I Have A Dream” speech.
  • First person to legally own a black slave in the American colonies was a black guy!?  Yup.
  • King Charles II used to wear a wig made of his favorite mistresses’ pubic hair.
  • Cats can donate blood to other cats.  But they won’t because all cats are selfish evil demonic jerks.
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Battle Of The New Fast Food
Now that swimsuit season is coming to an end, why not plump up for the winter, eh?  

Burger King & McDonalds to the rescue!

On Sunday, Burger King's introducing a new burger that uses FRENCH FRIES as a topping.  It's called the French Fry Burger, and it'll sell for a dollar.  But they're only putting FOUR French fries on top, so it's not like you're getting an entire side of fries.  And it'll only be available this fall.


And at MCDONALDS - starting September 9th - MIGHTY WINGS!  Yep - Chicken Wings at McDonalds.  You can buy em in 3, 5, or 10.  They'll sell these through November.  


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He'll be here soon!
Okay, so this isn't Riggs posting, just a lowly web-gnome getting ready for August 19th when Riggs joins Wes & Alley! Stoked
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