This season's Dancing With The Stars" cast isn't officially announced until tonight. This is what I'm hearing...
Nancy Grace - TV host and avid "Tot Mom" basher
Kristin Cavallari - MTV reality star. Was engaged to Bears QB, Jay Culter. That didn't work out.
Ricki Lake - Had a talk show. Recently released a documentary of her giving birth...gross!
Chynna Phillips - I'll be playing my Wilson Phillips tape on repeat...oh wait, tapes don't have repeat...anyway "Hold on for one more day..."
Hope Solo - American soccer goalkeeper
Elisabetta Canalis - Not sure what she's going to claim she's famous for. We only know her cause she dated George Clooney!
David Arquette - Duh!
Rob Kardashian - 'bout time he did something
Ryan O'Neal - Actor and notoriously bad father
J.R. Martinez - Actor, Motivational Speaker, Soldier
Chaz Bono - Cher and Sonny Bono's daughter...well, she was their daughter...now she's their son. You get it!
Ron Artest - Currently plays basketball with the Lakers.