Product of the Day: Fart Neutalizing Pad Called Subtle Butt
Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers. These ingenious carbon pads filter odors from flatulence, but the side of the pad that touches the skin is treated with an antimicrobial. These Subtle Butt fart filters are a good idea, but only if you know ahead of time that you’re going to consume gassy foods.
· Would you wear this on a first date if you know you were going to eat Mexican?
· Have you ever accidentally let a fart go and it made a situation very awkward?