· 25 years – the amount of time the average American spends sleeping.
· The average high school student today has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient did in the 1950s.
· Snow White and the 7 dwarfs was originally based upon cocaine, and the 7 dwarfs were each side effects of the drug. (Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey)
· Original 7 dwarfs in the 1912 play “Snow White” were Blick, Flick, Glick, Plick, Quee, Snick, and Whick.
· China has banned reincarnation unless the government preapproves how you plan on being reborn. I want to come back as a cat juggler.